Poor Jack, the kid can't catch a break. Today he got his first pair of glasses. In the car he promptly asked his sister if she could read the street sign because he could. Really? This is really bad!
To make matters worse, Thursday he gets braces!
The first step is to admit you have a problem right? Do my dorky kids make me uncool? Luckily my favorite wikihow can instruct you on "How to Rock Glasses and Braces". Thank God for wikihow!